Because our recipes are chock full of natural, face friendly ingredients like colloidal oatmeal, aloe vera, natural clays, and essential oils. There’s no room for rainbows and unicorns. (Yet!)
We do a flat rate $8.45 shipping. That's the cost of a small priority mail package. Buy one bar of soap, $8.45. Buy 8 bars of soap, $8.45. Spend more than $75 and it' free! Super easy!
Every bar of Ugly Soap is handcrafted *clap, clap, clap, clap* Deep in the Heart of Flower Mound, Texas. It’s just as charming as it sounds.
All of our soaps are cold-processed, versus big factory milled soaps. In the cold-process method, oils and bases are combined at 100⁰F or less, mixed with ingredients, then poured.
It takes longer, but the lower temps and gentle processing ensure that you see all the super benefits of our high quality oils and botanicals.
We wouldn’t lie to you! For us, all-natural means only sourcing synthetic-free, responsibly harvested, and ethically processed ingredients. We take a hard pass on herbicides, chemical fertilizers, or pesticides. No toxins. No parabens. No Phthalate. No Propylene Glycol (we don’t even know what that is, so why bother adding it?). Check out our ingredients list here!
And, BPA-Free packaging. We don’t want weird stuff in our packaging, either!
No, our soap recipes contain animal by-products from local farms that we love. Namely, local beeswax and tallow from naturally-raised cows.
Every bar has a shelf-life of more than a year, but we know it won’t last that long. If you wash your face with it 2x per day, it will last six to eight months!
A dry soap is a happy soap! To prolong the life of your Ugly Soap Bar, keep it on a well draining soap dish. This’ll allow excess water to drain, and your bar won’t have to hang in a pool (getting all prunie) between uses.
For long-term storage, keep your Ugly Soap Bar in a paper bag in a cool dark location such as a bathroom cabinet. Or, for bonus points and oh-so-fresh towels, keep it in the back of your towel cabinet!
You don’t! Use your soap!
But seriously, if something is wrong with your order, shoot us an email and we’ll take care of ya.
Maybe, maybe not. Send an email to email@example.com to find out if we’ve started processing your order, you might be able to sneak in a change!
Duh. Only the best for you and your wallet.
All the major cards, including Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover. If that’s still a thing. Apple Pay, PayPal. Cash by carrier pigeon (kidding, sort of.)
Not yet, but our plan for world domination is in the works.
Let’s get down to business! Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get you the deets. Just as every face needs the right Ugly Soap, we like to work with shops that complement our attributes. Once you reach out, we’ll determine if it’s a match made in soap heaven!